There once was a fast food resturant in downtown Fresno. It had burgers that were so gross if you ate them you would die and puke and vomit.
Being teenagers, my friend Orion and I went to go eat there, but then we got mugged because downtown Fresno is a fucking terrible place.
And then I fell on a floor.
And then the mugger came back to rip off my scab and rub dirt on it.
And then it got infected and I died.
But how am I writing this? Because nobody ever really dies... Or do they????